The GAA is deeply deeply amateur. This may mean that players find their boots surprisingly stuffed with money when they pack them up as they leave the changing rooms, or that they get a surprisingly good discount at local shops or from local service providers, or a lot of custom at their day jobs. The GAA is a…
This was always going to be a shitty week given that DACA was rescinded. But as a Pats fan who lives on St Thomas, and who hasn’t heard from anyone in 24 hours, has no idea if his office or home are still standing, and has no idea when he can go home, this is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m going to…
I remember Jessica Simpson, because she pivoted into maternity clothes and has made more licensing money than George Foreman (several hundred coming right out of my wallet). Ol’ Nick Lachey made a nine figure mistake
I haven’t seen a head injury like that since 1 Samuel 49.
Imagine playing for the Cavaliers, and spending the better part of the last two nights stress-dreaming about how you will possibly be able to survive Steph Curry and Klay Thompson. Then imagine playing in Game 1 of the NBA Finals and escaping their wrath with nothing more than a 20-point flesh wound. Then imagine…
Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?
FINALLY a pitcher or catcher gives a fucking report
Haven’t seen a Frenchman persecuted like this for stealing bread since Jean Valjean.
What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?
I would have just assumed he got a ride from his father’s coattails, per usual.
I had this one time. It sucks. Antiobiotics can make a...
Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.
By the end of last night’s debate, Rand Paul had been reduced to smirking and reciting the Real Fiscal Conservatism rulebook—You can’t spend trillions on the military and be a real conservative, so are you a real conservative?—like a five-year-old who’d caught a playmate in the irreconcilable thoughtcrime of claiming…
He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.
For when the One Sports Network comes
Give him a break. His job is to set off fireworks when the Indians hit a home run. He probably didn’t even know what that button did.
Jesus Christ, there’s nothing worse than hearing about someone’s fantasy team.