Heh. I'm 36 years old and I just smoked weed in my bathroom for the first time. Here's to late blooming! Also I kind of want to both laugh at and high-five myself.

Oh I agree with you. It seems like a nightmare to me.

Have you seen her episode of Cribs? It's a pretty big apartment.

I am pretty sure it's possible to read a book WHILE sitting on a yacht. Just saying.

Yeah, I'm feeling inspired by that too. It's (and she's) gorgeous.

you must be a kelly rowland fan

I mean the real question here is why didn't she just leave the kids with her Nanny, Chef, or Chauffeur?? It just makes no sense.

re: beyonce baby bump truther: This is sad. She sounds sick. I hope she gets the help that she needs.

I bet they felt really cutting edge when they put "Womyn" in the name, but you have to keep moving if you want to stay on the cutting edge of the identity politics game.

Yeah, that's what I got from it too. Why keep pushing to belong to a tiny, exclusionary club that's generally considered a throwback dinosaur and doesn't want you around anyway? What is there to gain from that? Sometimes it's better to make your own club and show them up by having way more fun than they're having.…

Stoned people love crafting. Trust.

Seems like overkill but I imagine it would be brilliant if your baby had known health problems.

Only until this lady does Disney Princesses as Cats, everything else is moot.

11. Disney Princesses Eating Birth Control Pills!

As a kid, I was always trying to dress my little sister in sparkles. Now as an adult, I support this idea even more so. There's only a very slim margin where you can wear all the sparkles you want in public and it's still acceptable.

5. You Will Love the Cast of Frasier Drawn as Disney Princesses

You're not alone. I only wear thongs and never feel like I'm butt flossing. Any other kind of underwear I find uncomfortable and way more wedgie inducing.

Ha! The bunching is SO MUCH WORSE than just a guaranteed minor wedgie.

SAME HERE. Allow me to demonstrate on your behalf as well as mine.

"(Do not flush them even if the package says you can.)"