Dude, just, no. Stop.

No

So much dumbness in his quote, that contained typos as well. 800,000 people? No dude. >2 million. Roughly a third of the country died in that war. He must be referring to all the innocent confederates who were jus fightin fer states rights

The amount of effort you put into writing this nonsense makes me sad for this country. You are so, so, so, SO stupid. Like what is your end goal? It’s like you’re describing a dystopian future movie like Children of Men or some shit. Are you on board with the “bowl of skittles” mentality? Because that’s fucking…

Um, have you seen Karl Rove?

Why don’t pitchers wear helmets?

I did not know that. That’s actually kinda cool. Thanks for googling that for me

I had the same experience, but it was only for a second, and then my brain reverted it back to white and gold

I’m a fan of the Penguins and Pirates. I could give a shit about either name. Penguins is straight up stupid. What do Pirates have to do with Pittsburgh? At least the Steelers pay homage to how our city used to be the biggest polluter in the country. We’re very proud of our toxic rivers.

I just think they’re silly. I think sports should follow soccer and have names that actually represent the city they play in instead of some random predator that an owner thinks is cool. Plus, there’s the whole argument of who would win in a fight in real life, i.e. a tiger or a cardinal? It’s dumbbbbbb (imo)

Worst sports team names?

Wtf is weird about corn?

I don’t care, original philly cheesesteaks are gross. Great you put cheese on sliced meat. What are you gonna do next? Put ketchup on fries?

This seems like a great fucking idea. How close are we to an actual theocracy?

Edit: I didn’t get the pun

Wow. That’s all I can say after that interview. It’s literally like watching North Korean propaganda. Like, he really has to be treated like a baby

That’s a lot of snark in one comment. Also, your joke wasn’t that good. Anyway, glad you’re happy

I could go for some of these

Are you saying Kim Jong Un is smarter than Donald Trump? Good god we are fucked