I’m still waiting for the speaking part....

In true Michael Bay bastardization fashion, I expect the spirit to be present, and the execution a failure:

So, I love Metric, and I loved Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I didn’t realize until long after I saw the movie that Black Sheep, Envy’s song in the movie, was actually a Metric song. I like Emily Haines singing it better than Brie Larson, but here’s both :)

Missing you Chris.

Fake video thumbnails need to die in a fire.

Agreed, I didn’t click any of the videos because I just don’t want to give them more views.

Just one question. Why are you helping these jerks make more money by linking and embedding their videos?

if it lasts for more than 4 hours, call a physician.

I thought that final one was Stranger Things, but wasn’t sure.

Mi comprensión de español es OK.....mínimo OK, especialmente cuando leyendo. Pero, a mi me gusta el inculsion de espanol en Gawker. Univision es una parte de la familia de Gawker ahora. Bienvenidos a la futura.

Even though I live in a small town, I lock my car while filling gas tank.

You’re thinking of Fo Shizzle My Drizzle (1996).

Yo lo mandaría a la mierda

Que se vaya pa’l carajo.

This girl shows so much emotion through those eyes of hers. It’s amazing. I hope she has a long and promising career because I want to watch her perform again and again.

Jim Cooke, you genius. That illustration is the shit and you deserve more than you are being paid, whatever that amount is.

I’m so cheap that I’ll happily fly United to save a few bucks. Flying is crazy expensive.

Having never played Magic: The Gathering, the only part I understand is the word “kitty”

Dumbass. You DO know that most people in Pyongang are innocent civilians who have essentially been brainwashed by a cult of personality, right?

They aren’t perpetrators, they’re victims who have been brainwashed, controlled, and starved by a madman. We aren’t supposed to be going around blowing them up, we’re…

I can’t wait to drift my new “-Ford Mustang-” I mean mitsouka galue convertible!