COTD acknowledging automatic transmissions on Jalopnik? Is it April 1st already?

Must be the Gawker Media acquisition by Univision .

Stephen King #COTD

Excellent candidate for a LS conversion.

This is how I see your car. Hood over its eyes so it doesn’t go on a hunting spree.

Oh, believe me. I’m smiling. That little goat made my day.

Is it me or is that goat smiling for the picture?

According to pedestrians, this is the worst model you can buy right now.

Future classic.

Bruv got a propa’ free ifree.

It’s Señor Foggy for you!

Mark Ford?

I’m right handed but usually when I get back from work I tend to read Kotaku, Jalopnik and io9 while eating or drinking something, I browse with my left hand. Also, I use my index finger to left click, right click and wheel scroll.

I’m right handed but usually when I get back from work I tend to read Kotaku, Jalopnik and io9 while eating or…

I knew it. This was part of their plan to promote the new hardtop.

Looks mean as fuck. The only thing missing is this.

Ahhh.... Tom’s Turbo Garage :)

I was thinking the same. They’ll be ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A their way into digital crash testing.

This should help.

This should help.

You are now Tony Stark.

If this ever comes out of the grey. It’s the worst best scene in cinema history.
Only if I knew the title of this really horrible movie.

Bonus points if you speak Spanish

“He was on a breaaaaak!!” ™