Every host has bribed its way into hosting the World Cup.

Part of the story. Bayley was working her hand the whole fight, even stomped it on the ring steps. So when Sasha tried to lock in her submission she couldn’t get it as tight as she usually does and Bayley broke out.

AC/DC. I will settle for nothing less.

If you had to give Jabba the Hutt his colonoscopy you’d want to remember what arm you used, too.

Snyder should just go for it and dress up as Judge Holden for Halloween this year.

Vin Scully sucks. He’s a droning, meandering mess. Maybe he was good once, but not in my lifetime. Literally every Giants announcer is better than he is.

They should remake bad movies, not great ones. Give me an all-female remake of a project that had a good idea but failed to be great. Like “Highlander” or something.

They’re in Germany.

They should let you convert your existing main into a Demon Hunter if you choose.

Easily my favorite. Mortified Punter now and forever.

Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son-of-a-bitch knows story structure!

I get it, Cardinals fans.

That incompetent fuck shouldn’t have been allowed to call this series.

...of Red Rover.

Black kids see one game that’s 8% black and another game that’s three-quarters black. Pretty easy choice if you’re a young black kid.

I'm upset that they're remaking "Ghostbusters" at all. I don't give a shit who they cast in the movie.

Champ is a picture of a log. Nessie is a toy submarine with a head made out of plastic wood. Ogopogo is a plesiosaur.

Born in Germany, transferred to Argentina? Keep that Nazi ape locked up, I say.