My god! You'd need planning permission with that monstrosity in his trousers!

My god! You'd need planning permission with that monstrosity in his trousers!
I don't want him in period clothes. I want him out of them. In bed With me.
By the power of the internet I am now in love with this dude. And it's all your fault Burt! You have to make it up to me now by tracking him down for me