It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Yeah no. I’ll be the obnoxious German person who says: sure, keep the plantations, the market auction platforms, the shackles and huts. Keep the gallows and whips. Make them into museums and commemorative spaces to grieve, respect and remember the victims.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”

Because evangelism is basically white supremacy+gospel of wealth

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

That line totally read as an admission of Ben’s guilt to me. Like, ooops, I may have r*ped you but how am I to know??? write in and tellme if i r*ped you!

“you’ve never, not once ever, doodled a swastika”

I’ve never doodled a swastika, because why would I? This experience is not as universal as you think.

lol right, like most people think it’s a good idea to pose with a hate symbol

This band has been really popular with the ostentatiously queerer-than-thou-because-I-wear-glitter-lipstick twenty- and thirty-something queer hipsters in my life. Wearing metallic eyeshadow and boasting about being sexually fluid apparently does not guarantee that someone is a good ally, or even a good person.

he’s not a celebrity

Really?

I mean, it’s so simply. People’s faces can only be stoic for so long when confronting lying fools.

He didn’t roll his eyes at you because you are a woman.

To be fair, he’s not out here calling the paps to be photographed or putting himself on late-night talk shows. He’s simply writing things on his blog and making his music. It can’t be helped if people react and make news out of it.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

There is a Starbucks across the street from that Sandals. I don’t mean “so close that it may as well be across the street.” I mean, LITERALLY across the street.