Not enough love for this.

Come on, Burneko, you’re not fooling anyone. You’re such a huge Col. Reginald Dyer fanboy. We all know how much you love quartering soldiers in local’s homes, too.

WTF. Just, this is the most freaky messed-up inhuman and inhumane thing I’ve ever —

And money. You forgot money. Too much time AND too much money.

Sorry, you’re wrong: that’s not funny at all.

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing short of decapitation stops play in the box on either side. Them’s the rules.

Hmm. Perhaps the problem is with human beings more generally.

When you find the right guy, buy him this book. Or better, make having already bought into the book’s central thesis a dating pre-req.

I agree. It’s very intimate, and with the right woman it’s such a rush. Before my current girlfriend I had never really enjoyed it. But we click so well, and our attitudes about sex are well matched. I’m totally into her, and she’s into me too, which makes a huge HUGE difference. I’ve been on both ends of unequal…

Above: the best use of this sentiment in recorded history.

I have done this. You and I, my friend, we know about shame. By god, we do know about that.

I’d be mad too, if my shorts read “CPP” across the front.

Is that a critic who only reviews award-winning books?

Hey, where is the video highlights of these goals?

By 1:16 he’s making out with the ref, so all’s cool again.

GENUINE CURIOSITY: Could the keeper really have gotten carded (red carded even) with no PK given?

Whereas I happily do.

Whereas I happily do.

My user name didn’t give it away?

“Chris Hala’ufia takes down streaker with humongous tackle.” Uh huh. We’ll never know, since the pictures are blurred.