Speaking as someone who is butthole self-conscious, I wish I had never read this. I was living in blissful denial. Ignorance was bliss.  

My dad hand 3 daughters and zero sons. Instead of mourning never having a boy, he naturally passed down all his “manly”skills to the 3 of us without hesitation. It was never a question of whether we could or should do things, just if we had the desire to learn.

I’d venture that a lot of the WW2 “jokes” come from small towns.

This is more sinister than nepotism. Donny knows the poor NY/NJ didn’t vote for him. Just like he knows his base wouldn’t care if he burned New England low income families for fuel.

“...leaving the filthy planet behind for the atheists, homosexuals, and uppity minorities”

Barron is, what, 5'9"? He’s going to be Comey tall once he hits that junior year growth. Bets on whether his dad will be proud or emasculated/intimidated by that?

I read this “kris-t” in my head and now my brain is broken.

subtitle for the book he writes from jail or some similar island of exile post presidency

More stars more stars more stars

All body image issues aside... what the fuck even is this movie? Hard pass.

This isn’t not me asking a troll “what-if” question, I promise.

Jessica Simpson has some sports bras without underwire that still keep the ladies in place while lifted. 10/10 would recommend.

Oh of course his parents have one of those “which on cheated” FB accounts.

Russia’s

Can someone tell me why, if they lied or omitted info from their security clearance documents, their security clearance isn’t yanked?

My sister skipped his address.

That was my sister’s class and I promise you she was pissed. Didn’t attend.

It’s some serious mental jujitsu he’s doing to convince himself (maybe?) that he didn’t leak anything and the real threat is people simply talking about what he does. He is seriously saying the issue is reporting the corruption and not the corruption itself.

That’s too well written for her haphazardly edited books

Are all those quarter sized tattoos on her arms real? God I hope not...