Story time! A friend of a friend is caught up in that essential oil garbage. She spent $1500 on a small business seminar out of state because she considers her snake oil salesman job a “small business”.

It’s women who are a year or so into their multi level marketing scheme on FB and fancy themselves entrepreneurs or small business owners.

Yeah, the same etiquette that tells Donny to walk ahead of Melania and ignore her while he greets people.

Always relevant

Fuck the poor, I guess! This Taco Bell underwear stain resembling a human would throw anyone making less than 30k a year into a wood chipper if it protected his ego.

Anyone know the behavioral symptoms of mad cow?

To be fair, this administration doesn’t think anything that takes more than a week’s effort is worth doing (see Trump healthcare shitstorm)

Remember the brief period when ‘fake news’ meant ‘untrue and false news’ instead of ‘news I don’t like’. That was a nice 2 months.

Of all the bullshit that pours out of this administration, this one made me the most angry/sick/afraid. I can’t quite put my finger on why, but now I have an awful taste in my mouth.

Congratulations Current Events! You’ve finally found a way to make me feel lucky to live in the center of this country instead of the coast.

Why? Aside from the obvious fact that he doesn’t give a shit about the average worker or women, what is his bullshit reason for doing this?

I watched this whole video with my own eyes while laying in bed on a lazy Sunday morning. What am I even doing anymore?

Curious timing considering looming Brexit deadline.

Where will I get my oil changed?!

Yes absolutely. There are a lot of anecdotal stories about it in the new “tech age”. This sort of thing, while not unwarranted, becomes a poster for the downfall of American society. Kitty’s murder was turned into an example of how cities are terrible and apathetic.

I forget what effect is called, but there’s an inverse correlation between the number of people witnessing a crime and the number of people who report it. Everyone thinks that surely someone has already called the police.

Remember! He signed his re-election campaign documents days into his term.

Obligatory “Al Capone’s vault” reference

Bless you Coupon Fairy. You are a light in these dark times.

Donation to an organization you believe in (PP) in his name is the same as him donating to KKK in yours. Logical comparison tells me that the KKK is an organization he believes in.