ItsMe-ToddKraines
itsme-toddkraines
Jan 8 2019
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I’m SCREAMING bc we sang the exact same song in the elementary school cafeteria. And now I’m grown up and feeling for that poor woman.

Nov 21 2018
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My sister was getting married but lives a few states over, so she just sent my other sister and I dress shopping at David’s Bridal while she FaceTimed with us to share the experience. We got a GORGEOUS Vera Wang bridesmaid dress for about $150 in what was the absolute least painful shopping experience ever. It really Read more

Nov 20 2018
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Look at the white lines in the carpet in Kim’s photo, the ones by her butt—see how they seem slightly warped? That’s a dead giveaway that some photo manipulation and reshaping has happened.

Sep 21 2018
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I’m lazy—I just hover over the link and see what the URL that pops up at the bottom say. 9 times out of 10 the gist of the story is in the link address and I don’t have to click on it.

Aug 15 2018
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Yeah, I found out about that just now from a comment in Dirt Bag, was like “Whatttt?!”, and scrolled through the main page to try to find more info......nothing. Instead we get a wordy, fawning article that mentions nothing except for a hint in a buried link.   

Jun 24 2018
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This literally stopped me in my tracks and made me laugh in NOT a good way. I was not expecting that and it all fell into place. FICE.

May 15 2018
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And yet millions of other immigrants manage not to stab two little babies to death, imagine that...

May 15 2018
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Thank you so much! And no need to clarify, haha—I was kind of secretly hoping my brother wouldn’t remember to vote since he would have gone straight Republican...but you’re right, the whole point of democracy and all that.

May 15 2018
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Help! My mom is a Republican but has become so disgusted with what the party is turning into she considered switching parties. She didn’t follow through on doing it but still loathes Trump and everyone he has brought into government with him. Today is the Pennsylvania primaries and since you can only vote your party, Read more

Apr 5 2018
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Right? Or maybe a car that the brakes work occasionally and the engine is about to go at any moment, and wanting to be safe when you drove...

Feb 19 2018
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Okay I think you guys are all a little crazy, because I have to wear shorts to the gym or else I want to die while I’m running on the treadmill. Do all you pant-wearers not sweat?? Because I can’t look cute working out. I need to leave the gym and rush to my car hoping I won’t run into someone I know, now THAT means I Read more

Feb 18 2018
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I cannot STAND the absolute obsession with the 2nd Amendment. It meant something entirely different 250 years ago!! And throughout history, we have made adjustments to the Constitution when the things on there are no longer relevant, don’t work, or just aren’t right. The right to own other human beings as property? Read more

Feb 17 2018
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I’m a high school teacher, and we absolutely have lockdown drills to prepare for a school shooting. We’re required to one fire drill every month, and I think we generally only have a lockdown drill once a year or so?...it’s much less frequent than a fire drill, but I fully expect that to change and for the school to Read more

Feb 17 2018
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WOW. That literally made me feel a million times better—it’s like as I read it, I actually FELT myself feeling more encouraged and hopeful. Thank you so much. I really needed that.

Feb 16 2018
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Umm, this is CLEARLY the time to simply be praying and sending over some good meaningful thoughts to...let me look at the script for shootings that we always pull out...”anyone affected by this horrible tragedy”!! Because if you think that right after a mass shooting is a good time to come together and discuss any Read more

Feb 16 2018
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This will probably languish in the grays, but just wanted to say how grateful I am that these discussions and conversations are here. I don’t comment too often, but I’ve been having the hardest time dealing with the sadness and anger and anxiety from all this today—it’s overwhelming and I can’t get myself to be the Read more