No, you’re thinking of “Marvelous” Marv Throneberry, the beloved starting first basemen for the Mets in their inaugural season and noted bra burning feminist.

I saw “The Jerk” in 1979 at the drive in and thought it was the funniest film I had ever seen. I still love this film unabashedly.

How long before the equivalent of George C Scott being hit in the groin by a football nets someone an Oscar?

As long as the parent company can turn a profit while slashing resources and expenditures to the bone, I reckon...

How far away are we from having a real ‘TheOcho’ channel at this point?

Is it wrong that I want Matt Berry as Wonka?

And dated the best looking cheerleader in the school, drove a Porsche and was the lead guitarist for one of the top indie bands...

I want some crazy related story where Wallace survived the shooting, was secreted away to a Govt training facility and becomes Black Panther. Or something equally ludicrous.

I always felt like Ferris Bueller in real life would be a sociopath.

“It was several moons ago...I thought I was writing a meaningful novel on the meaning of life. Instead I realized I was wasting my life arguing I was more woke than other posters and that my posts were more witty than someone bored at work.

As you’ve clearly shown. We get it, you’re not remotely aware you’re a pious clown with no modicum of talent. Unlike you, I don’t claim to be a ‘writer’: go back through my posts and show me somewhere that I claim to be an author of note.

Who made fun of you for it? I find it endearing.

Slayer - Anthrax - Testament tour coming up...that’s shaping to be a great show

Of course you do. You also love all types of music as well.

You’re making fun of me? Man you can’t do anything right. You are literally the King Midas of incompetence.

LOL - Homey. Some great analogies as well. There’s no way you’re this inept at your job in life. Just no fucking way.

Awe, it’s so cute that you can consider your posts ‘excellent’.

I realize that I am completely 100 percent lame. As in Grandpa Simpson.

You got me. I am Mr. MRA. I literally believe all women belong in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant. Why, next I plan to ban abortion while simultaneously weakening gun laws. To say nothing of the massive wall I fully support as well. And my feelings on anyone who can’t trace their family back roots in the US back…

And doing a very bad job of it.