The first good thing you’ve posted. Well played, Sir.

That’s perfectly cromulent and a well thought out answer.

Are you John Saxon, Saxon the band or Saxon the Germanic tribe?

That’s pretty awesome!

That was pretty good buddy. Now can we please discuss how you pronounce your name?

Sort of fondly, oddly enough. At least that user had a pop culture ax to grind originally.

I’m thinking you love women but they don’t love you back...unless you’re paying for a hooker.

Zod! How goes it my old friend. I’m really dismayed at what they’ve done to our site. We get assholes from both the alt-right now and the super left. It’s a no win situation. Can’t I want to fire my guns while being pro-choice dammit?

Holy shit are you an asshole. I was just making a statement, and a reference to the Simpsons. “Virtue Seek” - good GOD do you sound like a pretentious dick.

Holy shit are you fucking dense. Did you eat lead paint as a kid?

My wife annually takes the monsters to her sister’s in Vermont for 3 days every year and it’s like a slice of heaven.

Make me you punk ass bitch keyboard warrior

You don’t get the Simpsons masters reference? Really?

Eh, it’s hyperbole on the internet. If you’re worrying THAT much though, I suggest you take the giant stick out of your ass and move on with your life.

Wow, you’re so edgy it cuts...

Yeah those days of being single and selfish were fucking terrible.

I think you’ve found your calling in life. The pay probably sucks or is non-existent, but at least you can feel useful now.

That’s a fair and educated point. I’m starting to think that if you’re in the rebel alliance you’re going to make bad choices no matter what.

Maybe because we actually can, as opposed to someone like you who can’t find a woman and is impotent?

It’s odd how easy it is to comment on a board on a phone while watching your children. I mean, I’m sure you couldn’t do it as you seem as if you couldn’t walk and chew gum at the same time, but that’s probably just you.