The Blues actually gave him tickets to Game 3 of the second round.

Your kid is Gen Z (the last one?), so who knows what they are going to be like. Old foggy writers haven’t even begun to complain about that generation yet.

STL native here. Not looking forward to the Blues being knocked out in the first round by the Blackhawks again. I am so sick of you guys.

(#2 fav baseball team is the Cubs, for rivalry sake)

Facebook for gentrifiers. You can post on there “Saw a black man walking down 7th Ave!!!” or “How do we get those people from hanging their laundry to dry in their back yard? So unsightly.”

Golden State has too many uniforms.

Another fun fact. Black fencing participation is around 4.2% for men (4.5% for women.)

Stop using “Millennials” as “little kids”, the older half of them grew up watching the Simpsons. Anybody from 36 to 17 can be a Millennial.

Do you think it was required that he run the bases? I mean I probably would if I hit the only Home Run of my life.

Clippers trade Lance Stephenson and a lottery-protected first-round pick for Jeff Green.

If you watch 2 comedy specials in a row by different commedians, you’ll hear at least one joke repeated. I don’t think it’s always intentional, one comedian sees another and the idea gets in their head. I see this with male comedians all the time and no one really cares. Amy just happens to be the most visible.

And…

“Well Christian, cryten explosive night..”

Cardinals fans aren’t all horrible I swear

Rams at 49ers. I don’t care what they say, it’ll always be Super Bowl XXXXX to me.

I googled it, have no clue what that meant...

This has been my desktop background for a few months now. It’s inspirational for me.

1/4 way though, and I haven’t recognized any songs but that annoying recent one and Blink 182.

Where is the Sunny Day Real Estate?