Minnesota is a strange place. I wasn’t born there but I lived there for 15 years, married into a generations-long Minnesota family, and made all my closest friends there. Bernie won Minnesota in 2016 because of all the negative energy surrounding Hillary Clinton. It’s not that Minnesotans believe in their heart of…

It makes me extremely sad how few people in the 18-29 demo got out and voted in the primaries. I’m sure part of it has to do with Texas fucking around and closing polling places, or California having HOURS long wait times to vote. The GOP knows that fair elections will be the death of their party. Hence the mass…

Woman solo-parenting on a fight from Charlotte to London with 3 kids. She was at her wits end already from the look of it, and one kid suddenly started barfing all over himself during takeoff. This led to the two other kids also barfing all over themselves. Lots of smelly awful barf all over the middle row of a…

“When comparing the badness of two words, and you can’t even say one of them...that’s the worse word.” - John Mulaney

Anyone who is from Minnesota, or lived in Minnesota for an extended amount of time, knows somebody who knows somebody that was an extra in the original movies or something like that. My wife likes to point out that it’s absolutely ridiculous that the roller-blading scene in the first movie takes place across 3-4…

Or because I, as jump master, picked a location not to their liking even though they didn’t bother to tag a preference on the map.

The actor who plays the former cop is Derek Cecil but you may recognize him as Seth Grayson from House of Cards, the skeezy press secretary? Or chief of staff maybe? I can’t remember his character’s title but that’s where I remember him from.

Just FYI it’s Espinoza vs. Montana Department of Revenue, not Minnesota.

My wife was on a flight from MN back to California and a 17 year old male sexually assaulted the 21 year old woman sitting next to him. She was asleep and woke up to him touching her. He was traveling with his family who were all sitting in front of him. The flight attendants worked quick and there happened to be an…

At least there’s no controversy over the host? My wife and I have only seen 3 of the best picture nominated films this year. Nobody cares what I think but here you go:

Goddamn...15 years. My ex in college hooked me on this show when she borrowed the season 1 & 2 DVDs from her sorority sister and we binged it all during winter break since we didn’t have the money (or desire) to go visit our families. Fast forward to the woman I married also being into this show and both of us…

I powered through Jedi Fallen Order and really enjoyed the concept and the story is a hell of a lot of fun to play through, but looking back it is kind of a buggy mess and there’s not much incentive to explore.  There are something like 126 chests to collect and only 9 of them contain useful non-cosmetics.  Also it…

I was about halfway through the game and was scrolling through YouTube one day and front and center, on the main page of my app, there was a still shot of Darth Vader facing off with Cal with a big banner that said “YOU WON’T BELIVE THE ENDING OF JEDI OUTCAST!!” =(

Can we PLEASE get someone in office who will tax the piss out of religious organizations.  The prosperity gospel mother fuckers need to be taxed straight down to hell.  That’s the kind of “war on Christianity” I’d like to see.

My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

I vape because I like to get high without inhaling acrid smoke.  I quit smoking cigarettes about 8 years ago and I just can’t tolerate that method for getting my sweet sweet THC.  I do enjoy gee gaws though.

I quit smoking cigarettes about 8 years ago and I can’t handle inhaling acrid smoke into my lungs anymore. I enjoy getting high but it’s vaping/edibles for me only. And of course there’s always the “flowers are a better high mannnn” crowd but those people can fuck off,  just let me get high how I wanna get high.

My 18 year old nephew is dating a 17 year old who has matching arm tattoos with her mom that she allegedly got when she was 15. Phoenix is trashy.

I disagree and think it’ll be a 1-2 stretch.  The Chiefs Defense can’t keep them in the game against a good opponent, and Moore will get eaten up by the sneaky good Packers defense and the Vikings very good defense.  The Titans are butt though, that’ll be an easy win.  They could win that game without a QB.

My wife and I bought a few new pieces of new furniture when we moved 2 1/2 years ago and they have a Saturday delivery option. We live about 1 mile from the local furniture chain’s distribution center and warehouse. We thought “Oh hell yeah end of the day’s route, they’ll drop our shit off. It’ll be like 4:30pm-5pm,…