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This... Looks a lot like when I try to play Forza or Gran Turismo

I genuinely fear anyone who earnestly and unironically uses the words. “Bug-Out truck.” If you’re waiting for an anarchistic apocalypse when “the shit hits the fan,” and have to battle off “roving marauders,” then you’ve clearly detached from reality and I don’t want to live in your world.

I encourage other people to drive my cars if they want. I’ll loan my car if you know how to drive. No big deal. Even my Firebird, and the Mustang - cars that I loved - were OK as long as you’re not a complete idiot

Technically not a concept... but still. Damn.

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I have two nominees, both for Japanese econoboxes:

the brand’s stereotypical association with Lesbians (hello, ladies!)

I think you confused “Reliable,” with “Durable.”

When your browser history contains:

In Belmont, NC I saw a white Aventador and described the situation on Oppo.

I have them right next to my house and I have yet to have any sort of issues. Unless you count the random uncontrollable sobbing and voiding of my bladder.

Brown. Maybe due to the magnificent brown cars my family had in the 80s, but brown is almost always a bad color for cars:

This Corolla. It’s one of the company cars where I work — a 2000 model with nearly 200k and it refuses to die. However, it has numerous suspension issues that cause it to shake violently at any speed above about 45. Braking is swift for a 15-year-old econobox but due to the bent passenger wheel - I’m surprised the

Gorge.

You use simile and metaphor like Seanbaby. Did you ever read his stuff on the Internet? Did you hang out in Idaho? Both of those are meant to be genuine compliments because I laughed so hard reading this that I woke my wife when we have to be up at 6 am.

If he has a license without a motorcycle endorsement, he can accrue points. If it’s suspended or revoked, he can accrue points.

More than once, my wife’s 07 Passat wagon would have the rear hatch open when I went outside, despite having been locked up the night before. It also would refuse to close.