I just assumed you were invoking some kind of old sailor/high fantasy-type prose, e.g., "This night not be for him, for the night to the aged posterizers belongs."

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

What a difference Garnett makes. Now if someone doesn't play defense that player gets yelled at. While last year if someone didn't play defense it would have only been Love.

To make matters worse, the guy just found out that he paid waaaay too much for the printing on his shirt.

Always highlight truthers.

I thought this story was going to be about KG literally killing Rubio.

The internet seems to have anticipated this happening again.

Seriously, I have no clue why people think it is ugly. Looks even better in real life than in photos IMO.

" wolf in sheeps skin"

Not the fastest, Nor most expensive, But the Prettiest.

tits are happening, man. tits.

Photo: AP

Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops.

I don't remember this guy at all. But that GIF is pants-crappingly amazing.

pulls on +1 lever

Walker, Ex's Anger.

Victor Oladipo, the living and sole justification for the existence of the Orlando Magic

Zach LaVine just fucking killed it, though.