LOL if you ask the “average American” about their standard of living, they think everything is fucking awesome here (and if it’s not then obviously you have some moral failing that doomed you to be poor) and that those “socialist” countries like Europe or Canada suck because it costs so much more to live. Luckily…

Uh oh, they really pissed off Hackerman this time

This isn’t the only example of an all-female species produced by hybridization - it’s actually not all that uncommon. Among lizards, species of this sort generally seem to do well in disturbed or transient habitats. It only takes one individual to reach a new patch of habitat to establish a new population. There’s a…

Insects are more biologically simple than birds or primates, and more prone to mutation. Even as a hive of clones, these bugs might have sufficient variation to lessen most of the perils we’d associate with such a system.

Great. Another overpriced thing that won’t do what Musk swears it’s supposed to do.

I’m immediately blocking everybody I see with a hexagon avatar unless it is immediately obvious they’re not a cryptodork (like they’re a company whose logo was always hexagonal, or they’re making fun of cryptodorks.)

idk. getting pulled over sucks, but that face to face interaction may be the one humanizing factor about traffic stops. having to deal with an actual person ay sometimes get cops to ease up on a ticket. I got a warning once for speeding in a school zone that was about than 50 feet of actual road in an area i was…

Robinboods market cap:

Lol, shut the fuck up forever.

Stop with the lies.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

“Everyone is a feminist until a woman starts farting in jars and selling it.”

Once upon a time this kind of stuff was the work of fiction.

Should we humans really be the dominant species on earth...like...REALLY?

I honestly had to look up if I was reading some joke article, but no, oh no this is real.
She earns (/earned) money by selling nothing. Absolutely nothing. Yeah, yeah farts...oh fuck off. For 1000$!

Though he didn’t put anyone in physical danger, I wish a jury could convict Juicero guy Doug Evans for remorseless deluded stupidity and sentence him and Holmes to share a jail cell so they have to serve their sentences in each others’ company.

Yeah, this pretty much sums up America:

1. Conspiracy to commit wire fraud against Theranos investors: Guilty 

Well duh. How did you think this was going to end? Us plebes get justice? That’s just crazy commienessm!

The part about using machine learning to auto-remove videos and only reviewed when an appeal is submitted is exactly how it should work. And if x% of videos get removed by mistake, who cares? If you want it up there bad enough, submit an appeal.  Great suggestion, I wonder why this isn’t more widely employed?  Is it…