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Hot damn.

I know!
Something with like, slotted vents for your buns and back, pumping out 50 degree winds! It would be glorious!

We'd have to have start our own southern based car company. Also, a device that keeps your car cool while it's parked outside, so you don't roast to death getting inside it.
I'd make billions.

It helps that she's so freaking ridiculous. I mean, if she just said "Wouldn't you like nicer things?"
maybe, I'd hear her out, but she's equating all of his love with things that he buys for me, while ignoring all the things he buys for me, and spends to take care of me. And then saying stuff like how he should buy me

My sister is like that. Not that my BF doesn't make a lot of money, he's the one supporting the both of us (and our cat-behbehs). I go all out on gifts, because for me, I love seeing people get excited and happy and I have a real knack for getting people I know the perfect thing.
Unfortunately, my BF always buys things

Me either.
They both just be really passionate and fiery tempered, but forgiving.
It takes a lot to make me mad, and I hold a life-long grudge, so that just wouldn't work for me.


For reference, these glorious tummies would've been shorn last week. All that wondrous fluff from the neck down would've been gone, so they could have a bit less heat to deal with. They'd have been humiliated. But cooler.
And that's what you have to do in Houston with no AC. Make everything bald, even perfect mammalian

It's the devil, I don't know why people settled here (well I do, but I think they should've gone further north than "The Swamps that Hell Couldn't Handle"). And then more people flock here.
I got sent here, and am finishing up school. And even that excuse wears on me. Seattle!! Just a few more years and I'm there! Cool

I know!
My dad had leather seats once (and he's from Houston!) and it actually burnt and rubbed us raw all summer. Because of course, the only way to survive is to wear shorts and dresses, so your tender thigh flesh is all exposed. Thankfully, that sucker was destroyed in a hurricane, and he never made that mistake

never! There's SO many ways to get and stay warm and deal with cold. You just have to suffer with heat.
I lived in Maine (Northern Maine, the real stuff) for 6 years, and I'd take snow storms and below freezing any day over 95+ degree heat and humidity. You can even do stuff outside in the cold! there are tons of

and the "summer" lasts from May to October...sometimes mid-November. With a couple awful heat waves in March for some reason. If there was no AC, people just wouldn't live here.
AC in the car doesn't work for about 5 minutes btw, but whatever you do, don't roll down the windows.
I can't wait until I'm finished with


I win (really, it's a loss), I'm in Houston.
It is literally the devil's ass here. And no, to whoever said "small increments", tell that to my hot-as-the-goddamn-sun car, that only starts to cool off about 5 minutes into the ride.
"oh, just 5 minutes?" you say. 5 minutes of literal hell. its about 120 degrees every

Sorry for the late reply, I was helping Mr.Dude with laundry and cat stuff.

I hope you like it as much as I do! It's my new favorite thing! (Well, for about the past 6 months)

The instructions are in Korean, so I'll tell you.

I've tried a few iterations of the fridge bread, including the one on Jezebel.

Yes! That's it!

They're great. I have dry skin and they're really gentle, but I've turned my friends on to them (by making samples).

I really like the Fresh Apple Oil Cleanser from skinfood, and the "Fresh Cleansing" oil cleanser from Etude House. Both are nice thin formulas that are super effective. I also like DHC's oil cleanser, but it's thicker (which I don't really like for the first step) and more expensive. It does work a little faster

How did you do that?

Is anyone into dreams? I've had this weird recurring aspect that pops up about 4-5 times a week.