Hey now, this isn’t an article; it’s an ad video.

Sorry, Austin.

Yeah, but Tom’s already taken. Austin, on the other hand. Austin works.

Put a plastic mask on these and you can re-open all the bars.

These smaller domes can be replaced instead of cleaned at the table, and cleaned out of the way. Also, surface transmission is the lesser vector for this virus, so this solves the biggest problem: droplet transmission.

Just ash your cigarette into it: same great taste.

As long as we leave Texas behind, let me be the first to welcome our new Canadian overlords.

I’m partial to the pepperoni Kirkland pizza myself. It hits just the right notes of school lunch nostalgia, without falling into navel gazing sweetness. It’s an adult’s pizza, wholesome enough for kids.

They’re probably all kinfolk, so it’s probably ok.

Ah, yes, the White 911 Warbler, endemic to most of North America, but has been found in other habitats. Notice the lack of colorful plumage in the female, as most male White 911 Warblers are blind.

I had to call my moms like 10 time last week to really, really hammer home the fact that they should be in lock-down. (I think after the third call she was just fucking with me since I never call her. Lol, moms.)

Dude, I’m sorry but that place was wack.

This election could be over by the end of the month!

LOL, I’ll stay in Mu Mu Land. Thanks.

It’s called Kinja.

She’s ready for the coronavirus. 

Doesn’t look good, but let’s be honest, if he really wanted to hurt them, he would’ve called the cops on them.

Dumb. As an avid germaphobe, the first things I cut out were eating out. Even pickup and delivery pose too much of a threat of contacting other’s germs.

I remember when these Combos were called Snausages and they were doggy snacks.

Nah, see, there are three (3) things to get at Disney: