Just skip the bisquick and use tortilla chips.

4) You can pipe the weed smoke directly into the room instead of smoking blunts.

Better because real and not make-believe (inside the logic of the make-believe comic).

Better than taco bell is not a hard bar to meet. 

Make them as tall as biscotti and we have a deal.

Or jam a straw through the bottom is more like it.

You can still order one with this neat hack:

“Storm Trooper #4?”

I’m sure a live-action Return of Jafar is right around the corner.

I dunno, I fancy a good curry, too.

Rise like the beer batter that protects you.

nah

WFH (working fucking high) today.

I mean some stores I frequent already have banks, jewelers, dry cleaners, coffee shops. I could, theoretically, just hide in the walk-in freezer and live there for the last two years. Theoretically, I mean.

Even everyone’s racist uncle showed up! 

More for us rats.

These people are as pathetic as this man, so they lap it up because lies is all they have to cling to.

Indigenous Genocide Whitewashing Supper.

I hope you don’t get fired for engaging in political discourse on Kinja, Michael.

That’s not how you bleach your arsehole.