Sneaky move. They start with the woman talking routes. Then when you’re mid chuckle- BAM- here comes the backlash.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

It’s his double jeopardy strategy that makes him so good. I’ve never seen anyone consistently bet as big as he does on them. People are usually WAY too conservative with daily doubles and he thinks nothing of betting $5,000 or more. He’s outstanding at getting control of the board and then going hunting in the second…

I forgot that Harwell defended Feliciano. Ernie Harwell was the best.

Going after pft is a good way to get everyone that reads this site to not like you.

You come at the king, you best not miss

You come at the king, you best not miss

I react to Yankees playoff momentum articles like I do Penguins playoff momentum articles:

Shut up. Shut UP. shutup. shutupshutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUT. UP.

Like every other young person just getting out of college, all rookies must spend a couple of years in New York before leaving to find happiness elsewhere

Boats are the cars of the sea

Yeah well my bookie is getting my child support check because of that kick, so I know how Wentz feels.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

And knowing the type of guy that Wentz is, he’ll probably follow through and actually give him his paycheck. Which is why I hate him.

I apologize for making you read it. The article will be deleted momentarily.

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

See, I was going to say that beating a live horse was a nice change from hearing about Superbowl III.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

Only someone associated with the Jets would try to beat a live horse.

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

Well. Looks like I am the dick head. Apologies and thanks for your service.