+$25,000 contribution to the Donny Fund.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …

Bezos should rename the sales tax that Amazon now charges to “Donald Trump’s Internet Tax” with a link to that tweet.

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

Remember: anything he has ever attacked anyone for turns out to be something he’s guilty of.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

I signed up last December when the bonus was 100,000 points for $4k spent, but I did the same math and compared it to a straight cash back card. Chase Reserve doesn’t really require you to be a frequent traveler to really come out ahead, but it does require you to spend a fair amount on “travel” and restaurants. I…

I signed up last December when the bonus was 100,000 points for $4k spent, but I did the same math and compared it…

Yeah, unless someone dedicates their entire existence to a cause, how dare they have any sort of opinion or stance on the matter! I mean, it’s not like social issues affect anyone other than those who live and breathe them. Until that magical day when humans evolve to be multifaceted and can grasp the concept of doing…

Derek Carr’s Dad: Man you’re going to need a large amount of sacks to put all this cash in.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Counterargument.

if the inspiration behind the easter eggs was every shitty Vegas hotel’s carpet they succeeded

Pretty eventful day in East Texas. Astros did the pillaging, while just a few hundred miles up the road in Waco, Baylor did the other part.

For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Either he’s a bitch who flops, or a “dirty” player when he starts to give it back.

Uhhhhh

Gosh, they beat Trinidad AND Tobago?

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.