DID Y'ALL SEE THE PARKS AND REC EPISODE 'PIE-MARY' LAST NIGHT??? It was seriously the greatest episode of television, in the greatest series ever. (I'm only exaggerating a little bit.)

But I have an issue. I can't decide what I want to make!

It's that time of year again! Where Drew Margery gets a big ol' glass of haterade out and browses through a catalog of mostly really awesome shit to pick out the ridiculous items and put them on display for our collective consumer holiday shame. Which is fun and all. But FUCK THAT NOISE. Here's my list of IWANTIT from…

We've all experienced it. You're getting to know people, and you meet someone who you think, "Yes. This person right here. I could spend all of my time with this person."

IT HAS PUPPEEEZ. I'm not sure what it's going to be attached to, but it looks, adorable.

I just wanted to comment about what a productive day I've been having so far!

If you're not quite sick of reading Outlander recaps yet, I know I'm not, this is quite a funny article.

If you haven't watched John Oliver's take on Scottish Independence, and you need a good laugh here on this Wednesday afternoon, here it is.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS YOU GUYS. I'm balls deep in Outlander you guys. NO REGRETS.

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Out in the field this week (oilfield), we've covered a colorful array of topics. Most of the time I don't mind answering questions, since I'm usually the sole female opinion.

I have never had a Kickstarter, or a GoFundMe, or anything else like that. And I'm considering one. But I need to ask you, should I do it?

OK, so I can't have booze at the moment because I'm at work, but I NEED it. I've got too many things to worry about right now, and I'm done for today. I've pretty much just given up getting anything done today (no one is returning phone calls or emails).

EDIT FOR REPOST: Drinks tonight around 930 ladies?