I use the same kind of toilet paper every time and Amazon consistently sells it for 1/2 the price my local store does. I might be able to find it a little cheaper online somewhere else, but not with the free Prime shipping. So we have a toilet paper dash button. It's SO TEMPTING.

I'll be that person: the eye makeup is nice, but I think you look great with nothing on (your face) at all.

Nope - Tyler is more than a decade older than Madonna. It’s the same as, say, Kevin Bacon and Megan Fox (ie not especially shocking when reversed).

That’s my reading.

I saw this on the TV machine last night. It was the worst live performance I've seen since American Oxygen last week (it was, it was terrible, it was like RiRi was on lithium). Can we admit that this sucks, please? I mean, this is objectively awful.

I am rooting for A-Rod.

Exactly - isn’t this sort of Drake’s schtick? I feel like I’ve seen him in a chair receiving aggressive female attention like this multiple times.

Yeah - that post was sort of tongue-in-cheeck, which seems to have been lost here.

Roberts/Alito vs. Sotomayor/Kagen.

...the fruit buffet, nom nom nom...

TAYLOR SWIFT

Seen this too many times to count. NYPD is notorious for aggressively arresting bystanders. Every time we’d have someone who’d been collared for bullshit reasons and injured by cops, they were always charged with OGA, discon and resisting.

Just hang out in the grandstand for a while!

Are you serious? Listen to yourself: “a group of men...plan in advance...” Have you ever met men?

Yeah, it's confusing. It IS for razor bumps, but a million other things. I believe it's essentially alcohol and salicylic acid, which is a beta hydroxy acid, a chemical exfoliant. Can't explain why exactly this works, but it does. Also, if you shave your pits it stops the ingrown hairs. It is sorta astringent…

Apparently they were trying to shield Copeland from people taking pictures & videos.

I've gone on a natural deodorant odyssey in the last few years. Conclusion: none of them really work. Soapwalla is ok for a while, but gave me a weird rash. Lush makes a couple that are ok. La Vanilia from Sephora smells nice. Ditto Weleda. But the truth is you're going to get stinkier than you're used to if you…

It’s true - people really do wild out, really do go crazy, really do attack cops and corrections officers. There’s a reason they’re so defensive and it’s not all because they’re racist assholes. However, in this case that does not apply.

We got one of these the last time it was this cheap and love it so far. The only problem is that it takes up a huge amount of space - because of the different jars we need 3x as much storage space as our old blender.

We got one of these the last time it was this cheap and love it so far. The only problem is that it takes up a huge…

Method: Cold turkey