Well, the noise cannon is too cruel to use. I guess they’ll just have to shoot rioters now. That’s much more humane.

Science beats religion! Maybe the tide is turning...

Ripley is cool, but Jack Bauer is hands down the best action hero ever.

Gizmodo Headline: “World to End Tomorrow, Women and Minorities Hardest Hit”

“NYT Hires Rational Thinker: Gizmodo Loses Their Shit”

I think you’re confusing today with April 1st.

We know. We watched for the past eight years.

Neither does Bill Nye, but you seem to have no problem with that at Gizmodo.

In the battle of fake news, Gizmodo is really not a source to take seriously. Breitbart has a far better track record for accuracy than Gizmodo. Something about stones and glass houses comes to mind...

Siri isn’t alone:

Wow, that’s sad. Everyone knows InfoWars is right up there with CNN on the BS-O-Meter!

If only there were something we could spray that would kill the mosquitoes...? What was that stuff, DNA, TNT, oh wait, I remember, DDT!

Yes, only Trump supporters would fall for a guerilla marketing campaign...

Silly Trump supporters, why can’t they be more savvy like liberals?

Wow, science returns to the EPA!

More Gizmodo #fakenews

One of the biggest problems we face, having a family member with these conditions and trying to find help for him, is that in America you can only access mental health facilities if you’re indigent or rich. Every place we take him to accepts Medicaid and cash. That’s it. If you’re a middle class working person with…

Wait, they’re ripping off Return of the Jedi?!? Won’t George Lucas sue?

Nice to find a fellow adult here on this site. An unfortunate rarity.

So Netflix adds one racist program. Not enough to get me to cancel. Silly.