I’ve worked in mental health for 14 years. I can say with a degree of certainty... my clients are tired of being used as a scapegoat for gun violence.
Are you saying the pictures I take of my penis are actually composites of the penises a computer thinks I would enjoy
He already has a date lined up
Always remember to spay and neuter your pets, America. This is why we can’t have nice things!
The about-to-be-consciously uncoupled Rudy Giuliani is coming off to Upper East Side sex kittens like catnip. They’re purring at him. Sidling — if not actually front-ling — in his direction.
Can you imagine this guy grunting and sweating on top of you?
Great, now I remember this monstrosity. That’s time I’ll never have back.
This president is having problems with someone named Stormy so he hires someone named Sunshine?
As an FYI- The NRA is also against mandatory training to purchase a gun, trigger lock (or other responsible storage) laws, parental liability laws, etc.
“What do we do if we find a gun?”
“Take it and hide it, so the repressive, liberal government can’t overthrow an unarmed populace!”
“That’s right! And when we meet a police officer, what do we ask?!”
“Am I being detained?!”
Or, you know, and I’m just spitballing here, let’s have like way less guns around.
Marginally better than my campaign starring Barry the “Don’t Shoot Your Wife” Beagle.
No thanks! 30 seconds were enough. I know the answer is “Because this is reality now” but why is the head of the Trump Organization stumping for a candidate when his only political “talent” is moaning on Twitter?
I think it’s pretty obvious why he’s so excited. He can only get two scoops when daddy isn’t there.
This campaign stump also gave us a wonderful new shot of Fredo.
#ThatTimeWhen Ari asked her if she was a Clueless person or a Legally Blonde person, and she answered “I’m a Clueless person”, and Ari just let it hang …