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Listen, I love me some Wetzels Pretzels and Orange Julius too, but whatever happened to the kind holiday spirit?!

It's that time of the year again, when some wonderful human being (YouTube user NewsBeFunny) compiles the best and most awkward bloopers on news this year. And man, are they cringe-worthy.

Dogs eating peanut butter? Meh. Cats eating peanut butter? Kinda silly but not all that remarkable. A goat eating peanut butter? Absolutely captivating.

Early this morning, AirAsia flight QZ8501 went missing from radar en route to Singapore. The plane lost contact somewhere over the Java Sea and while there was no emergency or distress call, the pilot did request an altitude change citing severe weather just before the plane vanished from radar. While the search for…

Craigslist. The gift that keeps on giving.

A Pittsburgh woman is facing up to 10 years in jail after being found guilty of stealing the dog of her cancer-stricken neighbor and then having the dog put down. Jesus, what the hell is wrong with people?

One of Maya Angelou's final projects before her death earlier this year was a collaborative hip hop album called Caged Bird Songs. The album was released last month, and now one of the songs "Harlem Hopscotch" has a music video, featuring all sorts of dancers including some familiar faces from Dancing with the Stars,…

Earlier this month, Uber came under fire after a woman in India was reportedly raped by an Uber driver. The incident sparked protests, and the Delhi local government banned all Uber services as well as other unlicensed taxi app services—Uber itself suspended its own operations in the city while reviewing its…

When this little girl asked for a Frozen doll for Christmas, she probably did not expect the possibility of getting a doll frozen in a block of ice. CLASSIC MISTAKE. She only has herself to blame. I mean, can anyone really blame her ingenious jokester father who pulled the most epic Frozen-related fast one? I only…

Last month, eight men were convicted and sentenced to three years after appearing in a video online that allegedly showed a wedding between two men, one of the most high-profile LGBT-related prosecutions in Egypt in over than a decade. Yesterday, an Egyptian appeals court reduced their sentences to one year.

Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah. We're definitely going there tonight. Say it, say it again.

"It's motherfucking Christmas! I'm the Grinch, motherfucker!"

Sweet baby Jesus, this parent really took the whole idea of the naughty list to the next level.

It's been a helluva year for Jennifer Lawrence. She won a Golden Globe for American Hustle, she was in two box office smashin' movies, and she's landed a Billboard chart hit with the club banger solemn ballad "Hanging Tree." And she's the top grossing actress in Hollywood for 2014.

By now you've probably shared or at least noticed that Facebook has compiled a Year in Review video for every user, allowing us to reminisce over the highlights of the past year, as calculated by Facebook's algorithm. While some people's highlights included a wedding or a trip, others contained more devastating…

The San Diego Zoo has a brand spanking new baby one-horned rhino! Born on November 27, the little guy had—OH MY GOD HE'S DRINKING FROM A GIANT BOTTLE.

Hark! The heretic angels sing!