My parents had kids into their mid 40's and one of my best friends isn't even 30 yet and has a dad in his 70's - you're not that old as parents go! I actually feel really lucky that I have "older" parents. They had their shit together financially way more than they would have 10 years earlier, and they're a wealth of…

we sold those (and the bull penis kind) at my old job. Many of our customers didn't know what they were, and one day a customer told us his dog kept trying to swallow them whole and was gagging on them. I had a hard time keeping a straight face...

If him not wanting kids is a deal breaker bring it up as soon as possible so that neither of you invest time in something doomed.

My new puppy's favorite rawhide is "buffalo pizzle"... which I had to Google. It's a god damn BUFFALO PENIS. I'm really not sure how I feel about this. I've been spoiling her rotten, trying to find toys and rawhides that she'll like because she stuck her nose up at a few things that have since been donated to my Mom's…

It's a lot better. It's too perfect, but fuck it, after all of these years, it's good enough. It doesn't solve the cancer thing, but I'm just going to believe this ending is the real ending and it retconned all of those cancer scenes.

Josh Lyman 4eva, tho

You can have the boys. I'll take dad.

HENLEY GIRL OVER HERE

My biggest turn on is baseball style T-shirts on men. I don't know what it is, but I cannot handle it. I think it looks so good.

Finally, the first legitimate chance that Pissing Contest could win Pissing Contest.

LINDY'S LEAVING?!!!! What in the everloving fuck of fuck.

I really hope they maybe write a post to explain? Like if this is because of problems with management, then I'd want to know.

Wait you AND Lindy are leaving??? Is this a mass exodus????

Bonus: Rhys Darby

i think if i met her i would cry

I've seen three of these on the road. Each one was driven by an overweight balding man who seems to have hit absolute bottom.

First, they came for the ketchup and I didn't say anything because I don't eat ketchup...

As soon as you hit "sriracha" I walked out of the room and blew the building up with C4.

Whoa whoa whoa - talking about burying the lede.