I was visiting Rome and taking a bus with some friends when we started talking to a nun who couldn't have been older than 25. She was from Seattle, and had just gotten to Rome a few months before, so she was still acclimating, but knew her shit. We get to a stop, and a man snatches her backpack and tries to run off of…

I boarded a train in Italy as a 9th grader on a family vacation without realizing that they didn't have bathrooms on the train.

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…

My entire trip to Europe.

Reverse of this:

PENIS.

What a coincidence, I have also tried valiantly to pursue what is in Idris Elba's trousers.

They are all in college, friends and pretty hyped up so unless I have a headache or something it is pretty entertaining!

There's more proof for Larry that there is for Jesus, tbh.

Just putting this here, it's pretty hilarious and somewhat relevant.

i have never been more terrified of any film ever oh god

I feel like this story relies on gay stereotypes so I hesitate to share, but one of my friends has three young sons. She told me she hopes at least one of them is gay so she will have someone to shop with and who will tweeze her chin hairs for her when she is old and infirm.

but now i will list off some amazing harrys

I don't think this is necessarily indicative that they have bad living conditions when they aren't pregnant. I mean, I have a pretty good quality of life. My own house, food when I want it, friends and such. But if faking a pregnancy meant that I'd get to move into a mansion, where half-naked, oiled up men would feed…

Pandas are always trying to mooch off the system. Excuse me but bootstraps?

Don't forget this perfect moment of television:

Also: Julia Roberts. Ugh. Whenever she hands out awards, she makes it about her. The woman is insufferable.

Maybe Bryan Cranston could even co-host with her? I loved him as Walter White, but he can definitely do comedy too because Hal on Malcolm in the Middle was hilarious (I'm picturing him speed-walking right now).

Sorry, I liked it. Maybe it's because Seth Myers is from my hometown, or maybe it's because Andy Samberg as a snivelling Joffrey made me pee my pants laughing. It wasn't Tina and Amy, but it wasn't bad.

She's a beautiful person. I appreciate that she's lovely on the outside, but I also find her compelling when she speaks. She seems very real.