I just moved into a new neighborhood and feel like it’s time to upgrade to full-sized bars.
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You could fill two more complete posts with government employee stories. I’d recommend calling for heinous examples of nepotism: it’s insane how well stocked any level of government is with brothers-in-law and redundant secretaries from the previous administration.
For the tie-shopper on a budget I recommend making a round to all your local thrift stores. At the end of the men’s suits or betters aisle will be a rack with 40 or so of the world’s saddest ties. All but one will be polyester with one human fluid stain in an obvious place. That one, however, is glorious, patterned…
Punt-man right into the honey pot.
How often does someone go to the fridge and not grab something?
‘spensive.
They’ve been training for their entire lives for these games, and my guess is that several of them have shit in water before! Still, gross.
Pure gold.
The lady at the hardware store told me to buy two wax rings when you’re replacing a toilet, so you avoid that extra trip to the store when you inevitably mess up the first one. She was right.
And don’t forget that today the President will announce the EPA’s clean power plan that will drastically change that map over the next several years. http://www2.epa.gov/cleanpowerplan
California has the most stringent restrictions on carbon emissions in the country. Notice how little coal generation they have (gas releases less carbon than coal). Natural gas plants tend to be much smaller than coal, so CA needs a lot more of them!
Why would you do that?
20%. That’s when the low battery notification pops up.
My scofflaw friend suffered no repercussions for his brazen Roman candlery. I had a black eye that I wore like a badge of honor for two weeks. The ‘90s were a lawless time.
You’re welcome! Comfy earnings, margins, net profit et. al. don’t exactly create the environment for invention’s mom. Especially if Magneto isn’t around to CEO them anymore.
Boozefruit Salad
And in mine it’s more like spheres of willful ignorance
My dad’s sole purpose in life was to embarrass his teenage children.
Also, basketball shorts are for basketball. That is all.