I think xpensive epastries would make for a good Gizmodo article!

You’re thinking of gin!

They’re all equal, but I like Rdio’s color scheme the best. That’s all it takes!

As ea ten I got pulled over and the officer noticed I was barefoot while driving. I didn’t get a ticket, but a puzzled look and a “Sir, do you have anything illegal in the car?”

But will it help you unionize?

Yup, that’s exactly the point! That way I don’t waste space on my phone with all the dumb shit my friends send me.

That’s what snapchat is for! Well, for us non-teens anyway.

My guess is that they had a bad experience with a former employee who lived far away too. Usually if the manager gets burned by a shitty employee they look for anything to pin it on, including dumb stuff like living too far away.

Because who would rent a house next to 30 abandoned ones? Of course, that’s what the stickers are for.

That's exactly what it means. Below 67 is not middle class.

Credit card debt.

The term you're looking for is Veblen Good. My man Thorstein wrote about it a century ago, and had a pretty killer hipster 'stach back then too.

It looks like the real culprit here is overcorrecting. Well it certainly makes it worse, but the distraction makes the accident possible in the first place.

The system works!

Don't start dating anyone, except for other grad students. No one in the world shares the time schedule or passionate interest in one field that a grad student does. Filling your head with the new information about your field and a potential partner is daunting. Date someone in your program (it would actually help for…

You're a manager, right? The advice to just work harder and abundant cliches give you away, man.

Plus you use all kinds of different muscles when you trail run. Specifically, everything from the knee down will be sore after the first time, but you'll have some strong feet in no time.

Conversely, when you hear acronyms that you don't know then ask what they mean. Nine times out of 10 the person will get the first one or two letters then say, "You know, I can't remember. HEY GARY, WHATS NaMBLA MEAN AGAIN?!"

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