YIIIIS I will subscribe to your misandrist newsletter!

I will add “dumping sticky molasses while he is down from the nut punch” to my Vagenda.

I was burnt out on Olympics coverage, but decided to tune in tonight to see what was happening, and caught this race. It was phenomenal. They showed the replay like 4 times, at least twice with slo-mo, and then the photo finish for bronze. I forgot how much fun track and field is to watch!

Flamingo onesie is a total exemption from the pink embargo.

I watched my mom go through breast cancer that metastasized to her liver, and killed her, and it was brutal. I am very impressed with Shannen being so open. All the well wishes to her.

Yes, bitch, Maddie’s tell all is going to be EPIC! Shall we brainstorm titles?

Frankly, that is why I have been all over this- it is a very nice distraction from the rest of the horrible shitshow that is the news.

Oh my gosh, that warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart. What a lovely and generous thing to do! Hugs to you and your family. And all the nice things for the lady who helped you achieve it.

If my vagina tasted like a ham sandwich, I would be beating suitors off with a stick. I would be the sluttiest ham vagina haver you’ve ever seen.

I like this theory. She looks gorgeous and should wear red all the time because it sings on her.

You are not alone. I want an app that says “I see you, car!” In her voice when I lose my car Ina parking lot.

GORGEOUS. Red is definitely her color.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Oh Birmingham, this is lovely.

Your mom is awesome.

He can move his chest more than I can move my arms. Damn. Respect!

Newborns are so funny looking. They are either asleep, or PISSED. "Where am I? Why am I cold? What are socks?"

OMG that is the chicken legged one growed up??? WHAT A CUTIE PIE! You make some v. cute babies.

Her noggin' is HUGE! HAHAHA Babies are so funny!

True story: there was a Daily Show promo on the TV last night making fun of Trump, and my 8 year old daughter turns to me and asks, “Do you like Donald Trump?”