“Fumbles In Wokeness or Baemanship”

Yaaaas! I about did a spit take when Chi Chi’s Bob puppet said “I never lose a challenge!”

Actually, that would make me like you a lot. Come sit by me and we’ll be mean together!

And Garry Shandling. Ugh. Fuck this year.

nd Garry Shandling. I had forgot about him. DAMN. 2016 sucks.

Internet hugs to you. Sorry for reminding you how utterly shitty this year has been in celebrity deaths.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO GIVE THE UNIVERSE IDEAS.

2016 IS A HORRIBLE YEAR AND SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT. Bowie, Alan Rickman, Merle Haggard. FUCK THIS YEAR SO HARD.

Um, those would be excellent country songs.

My husband had the same reticence to watching Spy, but I talked him into it. And he admitted that hey, that movie was funny and it was good and I was right.

This is the most adorable thing ever.

Now that is a cult-like activity I would whole heartedly give my whole life over to!

Scientology harassed the IRS till they were classified as a religion. But the best definition I have ever heard came from my college comparative religion professor: a religion is generally hard to join, easy to leave- like if you wanted to convert to Judaism, you'd have do to classes and meet with a rabbi and stuff.…

I will always celebrate polka and bad dancing.

“Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God!”

Probably not, but it’s hard out here for an apex predator. The tasty animals probably were not very accessible.

Don't be fooled by Big Koala!

True fact: mountain lions don’t need fancy camouflage body armor, because they are naturally stealthy. Also, they look stupid with dreads.

Team mountain lion. Koalas smell funny and are surly.

Would watch.