I can’t star this enough.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

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It’s “articles” like this that make me wish I could block seeing posts from a given author.

I sincerely hope that you are biologically incapable of reproducing, because your posting profiles you as the poster child for abortion.

Excellent. I love any reason to hate Boogie.

If it looks like a moron, and it sounds like a moron, and it makes potentially franchise-destroying roster moves like a moron...

Wait, I thought someone had proved that he was a heroin user, and that the use was the cause of death. Did I get some bad information?

Maybe, but if you think Motoko Kusanagi didn’t have flaws that they could have used for a film, then you’ve never seen a millisecond of the anime.

I just hope it comes out for PC as well. I liked Destiny, but I just can’t play a console shooter like I can a PC shooter.

I think we need more Bolter Bitches.

How the hell is this a thing? Never mind, I’ll hold out for Describing the Taste of Baby Back Ribs to a Jewish Man: The Snacktaku Review...

It’s like reading ads with actual ads interspersed. I miss the golden age of gaming mags, but this is trite and shite.

I just don’t get it anymore. If it’s a Call Of, Battle-, or indie title, it gets rave reviews. Actual good games, with exceptions I grant, rarely get the review score they deserve.

I’ve only ever bought new from Gamestop because I wanted the developers to get a cut of the profits. With this, there’s now no reason not to just order things online.

Yeah. If you’re a fuckin’ casual... :P

Mother.

Nah, he’s a Bengal, not a Steeler.

If we’re truly going full on illegal, kidnap someone’s child to live rent free at their house!

Know what I love about Peter King’s MMQB site? It asks me kindly to turn off my adblocker before forcing his ugly mug into my face anyway, speaking from whatever hotel he managed to climb up into like a cheap drunk looking for the last woman standing at dollar beer night.