We owe him $32M guaranteed.

I don’t want credit. I just want to see these jerseys in the crowd at the United Cen... No. I want to see nobody in the crowd at the United Center. I want to see a sea of these in the crowd at the Bradley Center.

Well... We’re not, really.

You know the answer to that one.

+1 catastrophic claim

Let’s go, Thibowolves. My custom (lime green) jersey is going to read FuckGarPax on the nameplate. Oh, and number 00. You know, for our wins.

Can we talk about Kris Dunn? This is the dude we wanted soooo fucking bad last year, and... Holy shit. There’s a post below with a clip of the worst 26 seconds of basketball ever played where he is gifted two breakaways that turn into a turnover and two(!) missed layups. I can hear Thibs’s gravelly laugh from here.

Holy shit, that was the worst 26 seconds in basketball history. Kris Dunn is absolute butt, and couldn’t possibly be more Bullsy. I’m convinced the Wolves drafted him 1. to fuck with the Bulls’ draft night, and 2. knowing they could throw him in a trade for Jimmy. This was always the way it would end.

Sure. And DUI laws have failed to eliminate drunk driving, so fuck those too, right? Get out of here with that. You’re part of the problem.

There was an offside trap? Shoulda been. A step forward by the defender, and that run is dead. Just atrocious.

Wait I could swear they did exactly that to Obama!

What the fuck is with this guy and handshakes. Jesus that’s weird.

Haha. Gary. Amazing.

Starred a million times for the Booz Shooz Polish reference.

I like your style.

I think it’s time to dispose of the Clintons.

Thanks for reminding me. I’ve been meaning to get a NateRob Bulls jersey.

No, no, no. It was a guy pretending to be Bannon.

Right. And she’s neither Russian, nor the best.

That was not DDG’s point. They are traitors because the seceded from and fought against the United States of America. That is the definition of traitorous.