Yeah, it was going to be so awesome after we rebuilt from the nuclear war....

OH NO! SLIGHTLY FEWER SHITTY JOBS!

There have been many occasions when I have drunk 12 Buds. I have never broken the 3 slice barrier with Papa Johns.

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

Companies like Papa John’s will do everything in their power to deflect blame away from where it should lie if it involves altering what they do in any significant way. More palatable to blame black folks kneeling than to spend more money on better ingredients, or more training, or whatever it would actually take to…

If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.

Will there be cake?

It’s extremely rude to point this out. Also, I wouldn’t want to risk getting clocked by one of those hooves.

From the looks of her hands, I think she was operating that mining drill.

Like everything else in society today, Facebook is 100% to blame.

Just another reason that the institution of marriage disgusts me. It’s no longer about a couple committing to being a team for life, and making this intention clear to their friends, family and community. It’s about the ring. And the dress. And the perfectly-choreographed ceremony. And the photos. And the careful…

Mike Curtis of the Baltimore Colts once dropped a fan like a sack of dirt with a clothesline shot as the idiot was running full stride across the field during a game. According to George Plimpton, the guy lost his job, his girl, and it wouldn’t surprise me if his dog bit him around that time, too. But outside of the…

Are we playing Monopoly? Cause yeah, I’d be more concerned if the table didn’t get flipped.

Yes, but I fail to see how a condom helps in this situation.

Should’ve kept his head on a swivel.

He’s the kind of person that flips board games over during family game night.

Yeah where I’m from that’s just good hustle

We won’t have these overly dramatic Wazzu fans complaining once Kirk Schulz guts the performing arts programs. 

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome