I really hope Mike Yard is a guest on Real Time someday.

Like the whole idea of a one world government is utterly ridiculous to me, it would be like those ultra rare elements that can only exist in a lab setting for a fraction of a second before they go back into non-existence.

Well thats a better offer than the one she got from Roger Ailes.

Too generous

Dont drag my furniture into this!

At least the Anarchists still appreciate the sacrifices our forefathers made for freedom.

He wasnt even in for the full five, he was out in under 2 and a half.

Orange.

Yeah before the Wildrose party makes it to Ontario, people are angry enough at the (god damn) Liberals to buy into that lunacy.

Well with the flag burning and not standing it suddenly becomes about hating the troops for some reason.

His attempt at an apology on Letterman was pure gold though, although it helped that Seinfeld was standing there being that teacher that makes everyone laugh harder by insisting they shouldnt.

I just assumed that neo-cons had their own brande of flaying knives but now i feel silly.

Its mostly ms paint created images of crackle getting raped.

Lots of people are saying it, i dont know if its true but there must be something there folks-believe me-its a disaster and were gonna look into where we can find these sex workers and we are going to get your dicks hard again folks, unbelievably hard, tremendously hard, we are going to have the hardest dicked sex…

AGGNEEEW

Im trying to remember whether shes the knock off Selena Gomez, or if its the other way around.

I just think its crazy people actually signed on for that shit, and made it through alive, people in olden times were champs. Or that the government was just in the habit of conscripting thousands of men just to drag them out to a swamp to die of disease and who ever's left gets the honor of marching STRAIGHT, no…

(Plays epic guitar solo version of national anthem as F15s napalm Cambodians in the background)

Less (but not no) following of the Kardashians than you would think.
I guess i am literally the only person on this site that likes the show.

In TMZs defense they have been throwing a lot of subtle shade at Trump on the show and its pretty clear that most of the staff hate the guy.