The wait staff? That dude calls them “the poors” and they brought ice water. ICE WATER! Don’t they know he only consumes the finest slightly chilled still water? No tip for those lazy moochers.

You sound fun!!! Maybe your and your pal Dick can go bird hunting sometime.

Your politics are showing.

You seem like an extremely annoying and despicable asshole. Even before you consider that youre apparently a big Dick Cheney fan.

Saying hello and thank you as some one is ringing up your books does not equate to wasted time it equates to being a polite respectful human being. You strike me as some one who is despised by most of the wait staff at restraunts you frequent...

He wasn’t in a hurry. He wasn’t there on official government business. As I wrote in the article above, he spent at least a half-hour meandering around the history section, browsing books and taking his time.

I’m from his wife’s home town (so I’m a Browns fan - assume I’ve already heard your bye week joke) and lived in Phila when he played for the Eagles. I don’t think either city can complain about the Garcias as people. No pretension and no one could argue Jeff was in it for a paycheck; he really played hard. Garcia is a…

I don’t care about Garcia: you managed to be a student (at a demanding school) while you had a kid. That’s more superhero level than some pro athlete.

I’m so glad this turned out well. I always like Garcia even though I hated his teams. He always reminded me of a Jason Garrett clone that didn’t get enough hair, but got way more arm strength and accuracy.

One more — I work in DC and I was a dipshit nobody that was expendable time-wise, so my boss sent me to follow a group around that was meeting with their members of Congress to take pictures for like a newsletter or something. My qualifications were thus: I owned a suit.

Ohhhh teach LeBron. I read that as teach her to be a man, which was disconcerting.

Jeff is the most underrated Niner of all time.

Carmella DeCesare, PMOY 2004

what the fuck man, I kept waiting for Jeff Garcia to call your son a pussy. I didn’t come here for this nonsense!

His wife (Carmella DeCesare) was at my high school graduation. I graduated with her sister and we were all staring at her because she was smokin hot and it was a huge deal that she made it into Playboy. I remember randomly messaging back and forth with her on MySpace at one point. Weird.

I knew about him attending that tournament, but I never knew the part about the wife-murdering. That’s surprising to me.

So I wanted to be a professional musician as a teenager (lead guitar god obvi) and was psyched to get a job doing sound at a club in college. I got to meet some cool bands (White Stripes like a week after Fell In Love With A Girl video became a thing), but mostly the bands were tired and sore from touring in a shitty…

Thank you Google. I may need to leave work early.

I’m so disappointed. I read all that hoping to heap on hate. Goddammit.

Met (?) Drew Magary once. Thought it was some raccoons going through my trash can and turned out to be him!