Aw, shit, dude. I'm going to dig around my childhood closet and become the coolest god damn guy in the world.

Anyone who tells kids to "ignore them and they'll go away" clearly was never bullied. Ignoring them just makes them try harder. I was bullied by a girl a year younger than me, and channeling my inner stoic ONLY MADE HER WORSE. She ended up tripping me while we were running laps in the parking lot for volleyball,…

I love the Queen and I pledge fealty to her. Also, her voice has improved SO MUCH from since she started. Listening to some of her old performances, I finally get why people hated on her so hard. It's such stark difference in quality and control.

I haaaaate movies like precious and beasts of the southern wild. It's like "poverty porn"

This is probably just a gag. Sometimes these things get tied up. I'm sure the studio will whip it into shape.

And again, North West had a WONDERFUL time at the shows. Hey 'parents', maybe your accessory has a better time at home with her nanny?

It's my first solo V-Day in 12 years. And honestly, it's sort of a relief. It's possible that I could be repressing and avoiding feelings, but who knows. Slept in, worked out, ate pickles, and gonna hang out with the fur kids and read/watch a movie/bourbon it up. Sometimes the thought of possibly being alone for the…

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

I noticed you use the past tense a lot. That's because Madonna WAS awesome once, and a force to be reckoned with. She isn't anymore, and as much as people admired her before, they are disappointed in her now. And people used to admire her a LOT.

Paint me feminine with a bow and let me feel a like a little girl. This is the art of being a woman and remembering the feelings of a girl.

Hmmm. She already did the matador thing 20 years ago.

Unpopular opinion but overall I really admire.Madonna. She started in an era, the eighties, in which there were a lot of singers men and wom were overmanaged. She was essentially her own manager, Sure she made mistakes but she kept focused on her career. She shifted when needed and pushed boundaries. Her song Papa…

Miss u gurl.

I'm with you. I piss people off on Facebook when I say that I'd watch 100 episodes of Broad City to a half an episode of Girls.

So she didn't abandon them in a taped up box, but she did exchange two cats in less-than-optimal condition for some cuter kittens? Is that what I'm supposed to get from this?

I don't understand her hashtags. God, I hate hashtags. phuck electrons? i smell good? wtf?

That song was good, but my inner goddess won't admit it. My inner goddess staunchly refuses to like anything associated with this movie. She's re-reading the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy and wondering when that will get made into movies.

The soundtrack to this disaster is the only thing I'm unironically looking forward to. The rest of me is just gleefully anticipating the train wreck.

I know there is no "good" time to let someone go but coordinating it in this way just feels wrong.

that man who pauses halfway to flip back to the cover to see what the hell he's reading