Haha no I get you, and I’ve done the same.

I think they fake-swear more because it’s frustrating not being able to swear and frustration is the leading cause of swearing.

That was exactly my thought when I first read the article!

This is morbid but I live for it.

Depression sucks. But at least you’re rested? It’s 5 pm and I’m dying of exhaustion, but I want to push through so I maybe won’t be awake at 3 am. I’ve always been an insomniac, but Trump hate has really exacerbated the problem. I’ll be so happy when he’s dead of the coronary that’s surely due him. Really.

Thank you for educating me! I will now proceed to an algebra problem to calculate out what my husband (a solid 7, but now disabled after a ruptured aneurysm/major stroke, and his personality is very different pre vs. post rupture, so I think I have to take points off?) and me (a 6) would compute to in the event he hit…

Always, always the responsibility confers upon women. Those people never put the onus on men to act like fucking human beings and not monsters or (at best) assholes.

Exactly.

You and Libraryanneagain just pulled off a commenting alley-oop.

Hey now... how else would they ever get the chance to meet some very fine people if they didn’t attend Klan rallies?

It’s been at least three whole days since I last saw a “But the Irish!” comment. I am amazed, really. And yours doesn’t count, because it’s not being shouted into the ether by a spitty talking nazi.

Honestly, I don’t even know what to say to that.

I know I’m going to regret this, but I have to ask. What does she think the war was about?

Clearly you are referring to the War of Northern Aggression.

So, after winning the Civil War, the North... made the South write phony backdated letters citing slavery as the reason for propaganda reasons?

Oh man, traveling in Europe 2000-2008, so many people asked me about GWB so often that I essentially started to kick off conversations with new acquaintances by saying “Hi, I’m Bea, I’m an American, don’t worry, I think Bush is a goddamned nightmare.” I am SO IRRITATED with my fellow citizens for forcing me to defend…

When I was there pretty soon after the Soviet collapse, everyone liked to say that the best view of Warsaw was from the top of the Palace of Science and Culture - because it’s the only place you can’t see it.

Really? That’s splendid.