No, you’re fucking nuts and delusional.

Amen

Cloying

Not all scouting focuses on racist shit though.

So that’s what we’re calling cleavage now Mariah?

Boom, Headshot.

Because symmetry is so important.

What marketing shit head spit this malarky out?

Are-ah, you mad bro-ah?

Rich people are so bad at living.

No shit this is on Warp.

If the audience is too stupid to recognize that ignorance is being lampooned via the characters, then the lampoon shouldn’t be made at all? Half my teaching moments in life weren’t even half as on the nose as Goofus and Gallant.

How are people not embarrassed to be participating in such degrading stunts.

Side Saddle, aka “Get your demon out of me” Saddle

But it’s all family fun until someone starts dancing, obviously.

Cause nothing says family fun like a game where cynical fans expect, nay, hope for violent retribution because of dancing.

Punching in the abdomen? Flinging oneself down a flight of stairs is passe?

I wondered about that only because it seemed specious on the face of it to suggest that day care is a infant death factory despite the millions of children there. Good to see there’s some interest in it.

I’m kind of cold hearted here but how many gains in infant mortality can be made by having better leave policies?

Tannenbaums are more amazing, sorry.