There are two types of cops in America: bad cops and the cops who cover for them.

It was one of the main reasons I couldn’t get into the show. Their voices set my nerves on edge, and I work around noisy, grating sounds all day.

Their voices are slightly less grating and annoying.

Jizz hands!

Only in spirit

A searing indictment of our state of affairs.

This wouldn’t be the first time Brooks made a ridiculous food post, the man’s a moron.

And one of the joints was called Police Station Pizza.

My ex-wife was a an ER and trauma nurse and I can vouch for this. 

The reformative effect of punishment is a belief that dies hard, chiefly, I think, because it [punishment] is so satisfying to our sadistic impulses.

I stand with you (or pass out on the floor).

That didn’t take much for the mask to come off. You are truly pathetic and I mean that from a human perspective.

Yeah, I’m sure he would’ve handled that well. 

My friend did an internship with ILM and was looking through a storage area when he found a duffel full of molded dicks of all shapes and sizes. He never found out why they had them.

Now I’m picturing something along these lines, but you’d need some fairly length dicks to pull it off (no pun intended). The camera issue could be figured out much easier, say an overhead shot or a minicam of some sort.

Hootin’ and hollerin’ personfied.

/rimshot