Hey guys, I know I’e been gone a while but damn, that’s brutal!

Let’s say I get to visit the Hunan province in China. I can guarantee I will never, ever visit the Zhangjiajie National Forest bridge. Fear of heights, fear of glass breaking, just generalized fear of everything I guess.

I don’t know how long it’s been or if you guys even remember met but I finally get a chance to read and people are leaving and BB seems to have taken over.

She has a book coming out. Interesting interview about her response to “trolls”. Her take on people who hate her is amusing given her contempt for commenters who disagree with her in the slightest. I guess those would be the aforementioned “trolls”.

I finally got one. Hope it’s a good one!

I clicked on RedWriter’s post about someone impersonating her and I get a flashing 401 message about having to be a part of the blog to access it. Wha????

This is something I found on Keegan Michael Key’s twitter acct. I don’t look at the thing often but when I do, I usually find something interesting.

I was surprised to see this on the MP. The local news has live coverage. I guess we’re lucky this isn’t some other state [insert your choice here] where he would possibly be flinging his poo at the rescuers. What’s gonna get him killed is his destruction of the tree. Seattlites will stand for the climbing, apple…

Wow! 27 marathons in 27 days (to represent the 27 years Nelson Mandela spent in prison) - plus he had to run a double today.

Amongst all the political posts are silly things I find on Buzzfeed. He looks like a regular guy to me but then there aren’t any shirtless pix so we can compare him to Hugh Jackman.

Except for the dead eyes and the tear drop tat, I can see why people would think he’s sexy. But those are things I find hard to overlook. Luckily there’s photoshop, right?

So I’m sitting here doing absolutely nothing. Actually I’m stressing out about my son’s girlfriend from Connecticut visiting for 12 freaking days starting Tuesday. Hell, I don’t allow my family to stay for more than 7 days because we just don’t do that family togetherness thing and drive each other crazy.

For your inner Daenerys? (as close as we’re gonna get to dragon eggs right now) They’re not available now so you have to wait.

I love this brand. There are some discounts to be had on Friday.

I’m not sure how this is supposed to make me buy Brian Atwood’s shoes but it does point out how stupidly women are posed for ads.

So, it appears Kara has a weird obsession with Ed Sheeran. She’s tweeted directly to him twice then copies it to Jezebel to shit on him and how she’s not into “little goofy white boys”. She deleted my comments about her drooling on him but leaves this. I guess I really am just a paranoid internet rando. @@

Sinning, pedophilia, lying and/or just being a repulsive asshole? Emphasis is mine because I think they mean “lost us a whole lot of money”.

Also from Mentalfloss are 15 compliments.