I prefer people who use context clues.

You’re a monster.

Tastes better than one I make myself.

That just adds flavor.

We’ve been together almost 25 years.

I knew I was going to marry my wife the first moment I saw her.

It’s terrifying.

I can’t believe the forklift shot isn’t a photoshop, then I remember some of the things I’ve seen done with a forklift and sadly conclude that it’s almost certainly real.

Maybe day drinking isn’t your “thing”, Gramma.

Did you get dropped on your head as a child?

Bend over, you little kinkster.

You’re welcome.

No.

Hookers and blow.

Don’t give them any ideas .

To be fair, fresh camel’s milk is tasty.

36 * 9/5= 20.

If anyone ever introduces themself to me as a “cloud enthusiast” I will beat them to death with my bare hands.

For £37,000 I’m guessing that she’s getting “neurosuspension”. In other words, they’re lopping her head off for preservation and disposing of the rest of her body.

While they’re fucking each other.