Seriously. He's always been such an ass-kissing tool. I don't see how anyone can stand him.

I hope it's all 3. Love the dress too - it's nice to see her in a festive print.

Well, this sucks. I've been reading more YA authors since The Hunger Games were so well written and I like recommending books to my daughter. I didn't think a lot of Mortal Instruments (couldn't make it through the book) but the movie trailers looked interesting.

I can't bring myself to watch the video but - really? This man is pointing fingers at Oprah? Maybe he still has his housekeeper scoring him tons of oxy because this is delusional even for him.

Why thank you, Erick Erickson. I've just donated more money to Wendy Davis' campaign fund.

because teenagers killing each other has a different significance these days.

It is actually fantastic. It's my favorite because it's so smooth and tasty.

Thank you! I was wondering if there was a word for the profound embarrassment I feel during movies or when speaking to people who are so blatantly wrong about something at which they profess to be experts.

Gushing once again at how Jezebel & LaComtesse teach me new things all the time!

This is exactly what my son said when I showed him this post!

I hate to appear really dumb but I couldn't figure out what being white had to do with anything. A boring POS is a boring POS no matter what race the people are. Is Jezebel at the point where race has to be noted in every thread?

Waaaaayyyy overpriced. There's better stuff on Etsy for a lot less - unless I get the horse with purchase. Then, l'll feel like I'm in a tampon commercial and my life will be complete.

Sad to say, but my immediate reaction was to agree with RacoonFinger. I realized it was incredibly cynical and harsh of me to even THINK this shit but hey, I'm human. I don't wish she'd die, but I do wish she'd go away until she gets her act together.

So their first response (posted in the first thread about this miserable bag of dicks and below) mentioned nothing about satire. Only AFTER a slew of people calling them on their crap did they take the satire/victim approach. @@:

Part of the difference is Downey didn't try to pass his problems off as someone else's fault. He didn't say "these aren't my pants", "it's those black guys' drugs", etc. He managed to show up and do his job - and do it well (Chaplin not withstanding). He also did jail time. Yes, actual punishment for the drug-related…

Dear Ms Despot - that was my partner's reaction. I enjoy dead sex probably as much as you. Please email me and we'll set up a time to meet <———— nudge nudge wink wink

Well for what it's worth, Mr Pixie thought she was dead. Dead is not sexy.

And a shout out to Mark Kelley on the kazoo - a small but great bit of music there. :)

My love for Stephen Colbert grows with every episode!

Damn. I missed the words "geisha", "exotic" and "sucky-fucky 5 dolla" (and I"m not listening to that shit again to see if I'm wrong) so I assume they really don't know Asian women at all.