Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

I don't know if there's a backstory to this car, but why the derision? It looks great and further solidifies my opinion of Ford having the best overall lineup of any current automaker.

I mean, I know it was a long time ago. It was just such an abrupt ending to your story!

I just timed a few things in the video. The light goes from red to green at about 0:075 (in between 7 and 8 seconds) in the video and he doesn't start moving until 0:09. The impact takes place at 0:15. If we assume the opposing traffic light turned red about 1-2 seconds before the ST's light turned green, this means…

I'm really surprised that there are so many grumpy ass bitches (three words I have never put together before) commenting on this blog, where the comments are usually clever and amusing and enlightening and in fact habit forming. Southwest cabin guys have been wearing shorts in the summer (it's Southwest Airlines, not…

And this is why Southwest gets my flying dollars. I've flown on other airlines three times (I didn't purchase the tickets). US Airways was bad, American Airlines was bad, and United Airlines was REALLY bad.

You'd like U.S. Airways then.

Well, there is some "technique" involved, but I'll give you the basics:

Stuff You'll need:

Before a driver can get their license in London, they have to pay a fee, traverse through a series of archaic procedures, then memorize every street in the city in a process that can take up to seven years. And that's before they buy their own $60,000 cab.

They should just shut the fuck up and join the ride sharing movement. The reddit post summed it up perfectly how bad cabs are compared to ridesharing companies.

That Louis Vuitton-bespangled trash can is what actual Louis Vuitton purses look like to me.

this is why your kids are allergic to air.

For me the idea of LED lights mean two things, in this order:

There is quite a bit of overlap between racists and people who have no idea how the Constitution works.

I teach high school and when I hear a kid call someone a nerd, dork, etc. I say "you're calling him/her a nerd now but you know what you're going to call him/her in ten years? BOSS". That shuts that shit down right quick.

15. Don't take money from anyone for the wedding if you don't want them to have a say in the proceedings.

Another one:

We gave plants as our favors. (We got them very cheap.) People still tell me how they're thriving!

I'm going to hustle down here into the commenter panic room before all "BUT UGH THAT INXS VIDEO WAS INSPIRED BY A BOB DYLAN VIDEO" comments get fired at you. Stand behind me, fellow INXS fan! I will serve as your protector!!!

I feel this is a pointless question to ask, but why the Nutella?