The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

Green Goblin formula. Not even once.

This stuff WORKS. Way better than Desitin. 2 kids, that's how I know.

Bill Nye.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

The Bible contradicts the Bible enough already.

In before "You're using the Daily Mail as a source?" *scornful eye-roll*

I think a bikini would have been LESS boner-inducing than this skin-tight body suit.

OMG BALLABAN YOU PUT SPOILERS IN THE TITLE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

That's the Chicago Way!

Luckily for the student the teacher decided it should be served by 60 different students doing one minute each.

"How are you feeling, Bob? Are you feeling better? And how do you think it would feel to bury your oldest child?"

-Christin Cooper

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Oh my gods Adam is starting to look old.

They call him the Secretary of Education because he schools everyone.

Good thing there wasn't a 2013 Aaron Rodgers edition. It wouldn't have made it to winter.

Obviously this was fake. I mean did you SEE those bedrooms?!?

I'm definitely just gloating here because I'm so proud of him and full of adrenaline, but Jason is my younger cousin. He is as fantastically earnest and hilarious and vivacious in real life. We're all so incredibly proud. Thank you so much for this piece!

ETA: Here he is with my grandparents being adorable as…