Full House was always corny. Fuller House is the same corniness with jokes appropriate for modern time.

Nope. Sorry, not working for me. I don’t know what people get out of Paul Feig’s comedy, but for me it fails every time.

I think it’s awesome that you are voting against your own interests and don’t even care!

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

I hate towels that are too soft. I feel like I’m not adequately drying off. There needs to be a bit of a roughness to them.

As someone who has denounced his Christianity — I still have a faith and belief in God, but fuck me if I’m gonna be lumped in with the intolerant anti-gay bible-thumping zealots — this was a powerful reminder of the good that religion does have, the way it can deeply heal and help persevere at our darkest times. The…

Well, I for one am happy about it. My office blocks Kotaku!

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

I’m thinking Burneko rented a thesaurus online and was about to run out of time to access it without having to pay another rental fee.

You realize this, everything you’ve typed here, is exactly what Deadspin is right? Smugly mocking, well, everything? That’s what you do.

>the internet’s slightly-smarter-than-average suburban teens

I’m not trying to make a judgment call, but since he basically just admitted to trying to intentionally injure another player, isn’t it likely he’ll face some sort of suspension now?

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Maybe it’s just that the loan that I got this time, but on my last house purchase 4 months ago, providing the financial documentation was so frustrating. And the lender kept calling and saying they needed something that I already gave them, so I had to keep back tracking. It’s like I had to do everything twice, and…

Let’s play “spot the Patriots fan”

Wind is a shitty energy source and doesn’t make sense in North America.

CARB might be more stringent, but it doesn’t reflect well for VW in other juristictions that care about pollution. CARB can’t exactly force a buyback, but they could refuse to let these cars pass their emissions tests, which would immediately result in huge lawsuits and terrible PR for VW (also bad PR for CARB, which…

The last thing I want to do after making overpriced yet convenient coffee is spend part of my day toting the pods to some specialized recycling center.